AUGUST

August 9, 1987

At a pool party he was only invited to because he overheard other people talking about it, MarcO was the hapless victim of a new pool party game called "MarcO/Douchebag." MarcO! Douchebag!


August 14, 1988

MarcO goes to work in soiled tan pants for the twenty-seventh day in a row. The extreme heat of summer makes the smell quite unbearable for his co-workers, who never liked him anyway.


August 30, 1999

Mail-order pee makes its first appearance at the MarcO household.