June 4, 1977
MarcO discovers the joys of ingesting his own urine.
June 6, 1986
MarcO buys a Delorian.
June 7, 1986
MarcO sells the Delorian, realizing it doesn't make him any cooler. But he makes a dollar on the deal, and, hey, that makes him happy. That night he would engage in relations with the dollar bill in question. It remains on his living room wall today. What a douche.
June 12, 1976
Due to a clerical error--eh, who am I kidding? MarcO eats poo. End of story.
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