January 1, 1960
MarcO is taught by his siblings that it's better not to wipe your butt, but to let the poo naturally blend into your underwear, creating a protective coating. He continues this practice to this day.
January 8, 1976
MarcO gets a cb radio. His handle? Drinkz P.
January 10, 2008
MarcO eats the shit of Bea Arthur
January 17, 1991
MarcO proclaims pee-drinking "dead." He renegs the next day.
January 19, 1976
MarcO gets a Pet Rock. He loses a tooth when he assumes it's a pile of poo and trie to bite into it.
January 28, 1995
MarcO attends a Collective Soul concert.
3 comments:
I also heard that on August 9, 1987, at a pool party he was only invited to because he overheard other people talking about it, that he was the hapless victim of a new pool party game called "Marc O/Douchebag." Surprised you missed that one...
Actually I'm still putting everything together. Lots of "facts" are still pouring in. I definitely remember that fateful day in '87. Thanks!
I know a guy that went to school with this Marc O. fellow...the pee drinking is just the start of it...
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